FIREHOUSE ROCK
Parody of Jailhouse Rock

Egon threw a party in the Firehouse
The whole gang was there and they began to wail
The joint was jumping and the place began to swing
You should have heard those GBs sing

Let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the firehouse rock

Kylie G played the tenor saxophone
Little Rol was blowing on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Morrisville went crash boom bang
The whole rhythm section were minions of Samhain

Let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the Firehouse rock

Well Spengs said to the lovely Janine
You're the cutest GB I ever did see
I sure'll be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Firehouse rock with me

Let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the Firehouse rock
Let's rock!

Slime ball was sitting like a dinner roll
Way over in the corner, being all alone
Venkie said Hey Spud don't you be no square
You can't find a partner use a wooden chair

Let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the Firehouse rock

They were dancing to the Firehouse rock
They were dancing to the Firehouse rock
They were dancing to the Firehouse rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the Firehouse rock

They was dancing to, dancing to, dancing to, dancing to
Dancing to the Firehouse rock
Oh they was dancing to, dancing to, dancing to, dancing to
Dancing to the Firehouse rock
Everybody on the whole city block
They was dancing to the Firehouse rock

Dancing to the firehouse rock...


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